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[Spotted outside the hotel, an old-style sandwich signboard:

WANTED:

* Interesting Stories or Discussion
* Affairs To Meddle / Advise In
* Tiny People To Headpat
* Combinations Of The Above
* Sunday Cleaning Staff

Apply within. Excellent rates.

Inside, an emperor is chilled out on a couch poking his laptop.]