unfortunate realizations

[runsonbatteries]

[There is a notice stuck to a post. It may look familiar to you:

BANNED ITEMS:
- Sex
- Sugar
- Tampons
- Hair Scrunchies
- Hitler
- Applebee's
- The Macarena
- Penguin Repellent

There is, however, a new arrival staring at it incredulously.]

Wait, so you're tellin' me we're all stuck planetside in some camp for who knows how long, and we ain't even allowed to have sex?

((la la standard intro warnings apply ETA s-slowing down.))