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'Useless', my ass. I'll show them useless and where they can shove their "Jenny Craig" bullshit up their- jesus christ, don't put that there! Just light it and-
[and suddenly, from behind the messhall, a burst of light can be seen from all across camp as it shoots upwards before exploding into several bits and pieces. They sprinkle downwards onto the unsuspecting denizens of camp, like little snowflakes of horror.
Or. Well. Mistletoe, which is currently raining from the sky all over camp. Enjoy!]
[and suddenly, from behind the messhall, a burst of light can be seen from all across camp as it shoots upwards before exploding into several bits and pieces. They sprinkle downwards onto the unsuspecting denizens of camp, like little snowflakes of horror.
Or. Well. Mistletoe, which is currently raining from the sky all over camp. Enjoy!]