May 20, 2010 18:58
[in the beautiful cornfields of BUTTFUCK NOWHERE: you have two cows.
you also have two boys entirely too close to those two cows. the taller one is gesticulating wildly at the cows. then he makes a shoving motion! he hasn't actually shoved the cow, he's just trying to. um. demonstrate.
the lost and noble art of cow-tipping.]
This one's smaller, so we should start with him.
((EDIT: I am dropping out for a bit to do stuff and Jesse is Jesse St. Slowashell. ♥ JUST SAYIN'.))