ANON CONFESSIONS TIEM
[there is a girl standing on top of a giant pile of hay. she has a makeshift megaphone made of rolled-up corn leaves. awesome.]
HEY SUCKERS! LISTEN UP! Crap has gone down, and it's eating away at you inside! Daddy can see it in your eyes! Maybe you caught the virus and had feverish dreams about your worst enemy eating sushi off your feet! Maybe you caught on fire during the big battle and realized you're into that sort of thing! I personally discovered a hidden love of corn pudding just last night! The point is, you need to get it all off your chests!
NEVER FEAR! The Anonymous Tomo is here! Log out of those little computers of yours and confess your sins to me! My crack team of specialists who are all just as bored as I am in this cornfield will absorb you and advise you! Now give Mama something to read while my corn beer ferments.
(( ANON CONFESSIONS/ADVICE POST, use cfud_anon/cfudanon et al, ask in chan if you need passwords! HAVE FUN KIDS, I will be only like sort of running this maybe ish. ))
HEY SUCKERS! LISTEN UP! Crap has gone down, and it's eating away at you inside! Daddy can see it in your eyes! Maybe you caught the virus and had feverish dreams about your worst enemy eating sushi off your feet! Maybe you caught on fire during the big battle and realized you're into that sort of thing! I personally discovered a hidden love of corn pudding just last night! The point is, you need to get it all off your chests!
NEVER FEAR! The Anonymous Tomo is here! Log out of those little computers of yours and confess your sins to me! My crack team of specialists who are all just as bored as I am in this cornfield will absorb you and advise you! Now give Mama something to read while my corn beer ferments.
(( ANON CONFESSIONS/ADVICE POST, use cfud_anon/cfudanon et al, ask in chan if you need passwords! HAVE FUN KIDS, I will be only like sort of running this maybe ish. ))