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[I hope you weren't doing anything important with your computers, camp, because a huge pop-up window just filled the screen. oh look, it's a movie!]
Good afternoon, campers. Thank you for watching THE DAILY FUCK, your source for all kinds of breaking news. First up: a battle for territory between two species ended with a surprising result today, as cyborg cows have been spotted in the pastures. Is this the result of this encampment's suddenly fusing with a new location, or could it be that love was in the air? We'll have more for you soon.
Next: how is Marcy enjoying her new home? I'll know the answer as soon as I find a way to the top of that silo.
[didn't he sound calm while he said those ridiculous things? of course, there is a vein throbbing in his cheek, but overall it was a very professional job! feel free to tell him so in person too, if you're in the area]
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Good afternoon, campers. Thank you for watching THE DAILY FUCK, your source for all kinds of breaking news. First up: a battle for territory between two species ended with a surprising result today, as cyborg cows have been spotted in the pastures. Is this the result of this encampment's suddenly fusing with a new location, or could it be that love was in the air? We'll have more for you soon.
Next: how is Marcy enjoying her new home? I'll know the answer as soon as I find a way to the top of that silo.
[didn't he sound calm while he said those ridiculous things? of course, there is a vein throbbing in his cheek, but overall it was a very professional job! feel free to tell him so in person too, if you're in the area]
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