WELCOME TO... CORNVILLE.
[Thanks to the Camp's new, flat wide open terrain, if you're outside ANYWHERE AT ALL this evening, you will see the flames of a bona fide bonfire rising high into the sky, and perhaps hear some pretty loud, vaguely dance-y music. Should you approach, you'll see plush-looking blankets spread on the ground, a number of picnic tables, along with longer tables full of food, huge red coolers, and... one that is ENTIRELY booze and beer.
Gee... I wonder why that could be. Oh. Right, now I remember. We're having a...
KEGGER
Lying on a blanket a short distance from the bonfire is one (1) clearly drunk novelist. With a squeeze bottle. Full of what looks and smells like scotch. Eiri is being CLASSY tonight.]
What. WHAT. I didn't do any of this.
Oh yeah. Welcome to the new counselors... way to dodge that swamp bullet. Too bad you didn't dodge the cow pies. You reek.
((ooc: KEGGER!!1! yell at eiri for enabling the minors if you like, but he is admitting to nothing. and i require that someone start throwing corn into the bonfire and making it rain popcorn.))
Gee... I wonder why that could be. Oh. Right, now I remember. We're having a...
KEGGER
Lying on a blanket a short distance from the bonfire is one (1) clearly drunk novelist. With a squeeze bottle. Full of what looks and smells like scotch. Eiri is being CLASSY tonight.]
What. WHAT. I didn't do any of this.
Oh yeah. Welcome to the new counselors... way to dodge that swamp bullet. Too bad you didn't dodge the cow pies. You reek.
((ooc: KEGGER!!1! yell at eiri for enabling the minors if you like, but he is admitting to nothing. and i require that someone start throwing corn into the bonfire and making it rain popcorn.))