Doing camp a service!

May 28, 2010 03:05

[So there you are- trying to find your way through a maze of corn, or wheat, or cows or what have you. Just generally trying to adapt the best you can to sudden farmland. When suddenly- a message! On your laptop/communicator/technological device of communication of your choice? Now who could that be?]

Greetings, campers, counselors and new arrivals. My designation is Optimus Prime, ambassador of Cybertron and Camps All-encompassing Repairbot. As you may already know, camp has been moved from the state of Louisiana in the United States of America on the planet Tellus to a new location. In order to ease the transitional process, I and other 'mecha pilots' of camp set out to map the new area, and have just managed to finish our work. We would have been done sooner, but exploration of the new barrier presented some rather significant slowdown in the form of interference with our navigational equipment.

I am sending to all open terminals a map created by scanning every currently available area of camp- as before camp is prone to expansion and adding new fixtures, so it will need to be updated as camp itself changes. Among notes of importance in this version is the hangar for sentient mechanical lifeforms, the hospital for treatment of organic injuries and the maximum reach Marcys tentacles have in her new quarters. We highly advice you to pay attention to the last bit in particular.

To all who are new arrivals here, I hope we will be able to co-operate in making our stay here as safe as possible. And if anyone has any queries about what a sentient mechanical lifeform is, or requests for new construction projects or the properties of the new "loop-barrier", this channel is open for communications.

[And just like that, you are the proud owners of a simple, user-friendly gridbased electronical map of camp and its new layout... as it CURRENTLY is, which means it may be completely useless in about a month or so. Enjoy! And if you feel like it, fanboy the giant robot: he's currently rolling out towards the hangar, so he might be crossing YOUR path right now!

EDIT: It's superlate over here, so I'm off to bed now! Will pick up and play again tomorrow!]
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