[Today, wherever you are, you may happen to find a nametag attached to your clothes. In fact, to any clothes you try to put on. Which may not be bad by itself, except that it doesn't list your name. It lists a title, nickname, alias, or other such moniker, which of course you may or may not want other people to ever have found out.]
This is no good, no good at all...
...it doesn't go with my outfit in the slightest. So tacky!
((OOC:
Blanks if you want to actually design one!
ETA: Out for tonight! I'll pick up old and new threads tomorrow.))