[today in your mess hall: there is a druggie holding a coffeepot and a mug.
this may not strike you as an unusual scene, except that the liquid in the pot is bright red, and he's waving the mug under the nose of a large-breasted, skeptical-looking girl.]
Please, darling? I made this because I love you!
Mason, I'm not drinking that.
Oh, try it. Look how much there is, it'll get cold soon.
It's supposed to be cold. It's kool aid.
But it's delicious! I saw it on the internet.
That's not what the internet is for.
It totally absolutely is. That and porn.
... I'm still not drinking it.
.........are you going to take my laptop away again?
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