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[inpignation]

[What do you get when you find a bunch of old rickety machinery in a disused barn, and coax the battered old combine harvester into life? The slowest, noisiest, most metal joyride ever, cutting a swath through a field towards you

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[theskyenceguy]

[WHOOPS, SORRY LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A DETECTIVE IN THE WAY]

[hisamputee]

[...barreling through]

[theskyenceguy]

[grabbing??]

YOU STUPID LIZARD.

[hisamputee]

[yeah you can hang on but he's not stopping till he's ready to stop.]

[theskyenceguy]

[at least you're taking me away from the hick monstrosity]

[hisamputee]

[IT'S TRUE.

shakes her off determinedly before going up a tree.]

[theskyenceguy]

Ow...

Are you some kind of dinosaur, or what?

[hisamputee]

[peers down from the tree and huffs out a breath. ...doesn't even know what a dinosaur is :|]

[theskyenceguy]

You're kind of a cute. In a reptilian kitty cat way.

[hisamputee]

[siiiiiigh]

[theskyenceguy]

...Not that you can even understand these very generous compliments I'm giving you.

[hisamputee]

[PROFOUNDLY UNIMPRESSED, OFFENDED SNORT FROM ABOVE]

[theskyenceguy]

Hey, how was I supposed to know? You're pretty much a giant iguana.

[hisamputee]

[FURTHER DISGRUNTLEMENT]

[theskyenceguy]

[...munchmunchmunch]

[hisamputee]

[...what are you munching]