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[cofferedinbees]

[A young blonde woman wearing a suit and trousers is hurriedly walking about Camp, her nose buried in a book titled Common Diseases of Cereal Crops. She's not paying attention to where she's going, and is liable to run into or step on anything or anyone she comes across.]

[Edit: Break time! Back in a little while! Edit2: Aaaand, back! Edit3: And

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[theskyenceguy]

Is there a Snackoo plant listed in there?

[cofferedinbees]

[not looking up]

I've never heard of that species of plant.

[theskyenceguy]

And I've never heard of a summer camp ever needing a Forensics Investigator, yet here I am.

[cofferedinbees]

You work in forensics? Perhaps you could assist me then.

[theskyenceguy]

You've got a dead body hidden around here somewhere?

[cofferedinbees]

Not at the moment, but if I don't figure out what is going on here, there may be in the near future.

[theskyenceguy]

...Technically, I should arrest you, but I'm so bored I'll just wait until after the murder.

[cofferedinbees]

Arrest me? Under what charges?

[theskyenceguy]

Hey, you're the one threatening to kill someone for information.

[cofferedinbees]

I'm not threatening to murder anyone!

Wait... [looks through her book] Paranoia is a symptom of exposure to psychotropic substances...

[theskyenceguy]

Did you just accuse a police officer of being on drugs?

[cofferedinbees]

Perhaps not on drugs by intention.

I'm working under the hypothesis that the corn here is infected with a fungus that can cause hallucinations and strange behavior.

[theskyenceguy]

...Probably doesn't help that it gets set on fire every other day.

[cofferedinbees]

People are setting fire to the fields?

[theskyenceguy]

Not intentionally, most of the time. Yesterday some dude's castle crashed and started leaking lava.

[cofferedinbees]

[okaaaaay, you are clearly also hallucinating...]