IT'S JULY IN AUSTRALIA / ASIA.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers! We hope y'all are doing well out there in the cornfields of Nebrassikota! Sure, it's July, which means the temperature is a-risin', but that doesn't mean you kids can't still have fun! So for the occasion, me and my groundhog buddies have planted lots of lovely flowers all over the camp for your entertainment! Stop and

Comments

[legally_blond]

[staying... a fair distance away]

You might want to get out of this area, Fräulein Detective.

((Placeholder of doom.))

[theskyenceguy]

Why?

[walking towards you like a winner]

[legally_blond]

[could walk away. or could stay put and enjoy the show. decisions :/a]

Ach, the mistletoe in this place has a well-deserved bad reputation.

...let me state for the future record right now that you're the one coming over here, not the other way around.

[theskyenceguy]

Well, I haven't seen many toddlers around, so it's unlikely someone's going to try and eat the things.

...Why did you say that?

[legally_blond]

As a pre-emptive defense. You see, mistletoe in camp makes you kiss whoever is within about, oh, a few feet of you.

[theskyenceguy]

[noooooooo

continuation here.]