Christmas in July? AW YEAAAAHH

[hohohoshit]

'tis several months since Christmas, and all through our camp
cows wander the pastures, dropping feces quite damp
Santa Claus went missing six months to the day
a mystery unsolved left the season less gay

but...

mistletoe now again terrorizes
and hey, we totally ♥ surprises!
we'll revisit the puzzle, solve it this time
and something-de-something because look, I hate to rhyme





AW YEAH ROCK THE FUCK ON, WE'RE CONTINUING THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT MAN!!! KEEP THE PUCKERIN' UP GOING, BRA, 'CUZ WE ARE GONNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!!

((because I can. Like the guitar-totting Santa said, it's a mistletoe continuation post.))