[as soon as you step into the room (either on purpose or by accident) a piece of paper will fall on your hand. It reads as follows:
"Welcome to my office, today is my one-year anniversary and camp thought it fitting to force you into a physical exam. You may try to leave at any point throughout it; however, attempts have proved useless in the past.
There is a questionnaire attached to this note, please fill it in even if we have met before. If you do not understand a question, skip it and we will go over it later; I will be with you in a minute.
Thank you and my apologies for the imposition,
Dr. Muraki Kazutaka."
[Attached Questionnaire
Name:_________________
Race:_________ (human, vampire, alien, demon)
DOB:_____
Current Age:___________
Sex:__________
Gender:_______
Time since last exam:_____________ (how long ago was it in real time, if you are from last century but visited a doctor six months ago, answer 'six months' not 'one hundred years.')
1. Are you presently suffering of a camp effect?
- Sexswitch (known as genderswitch)--- Y/N/Refused
- Deaging----------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Animal Transformation--------------- Y/N/Refused
- Other------------------------------- Y/N/Refused Specify:______
2. Have you ever have or do you presently have:
- Asthma------------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Bedwetting--------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Chicken Pox-------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Diabetes----------------------- Y/N/Refused
- Epilepsy----------------------- Y/N/Refused
3. Are you taking any medication?
4. Do you have any allergies?
5. Have you ever has a sexually transmitted disease?
6. Have you ever had any genital discharge/drainage?
7. Have you ever had any problems with or injuries to your:
- Back------ Y/N/Refused
- Hips------ Y/N/Refused
- Neck------ Y/N/Refused
- Knees----- Y/N/Refused
- Feet------ Y/N/Refused
- Ankles---- Y/N/Refused
8. Have you ever been pregnant? ________________
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Optional -
1. Do you have any superhuman skills or abilities?
1.1 Are you in complete control of them?
Comments or Special Notes for your attending physician:]
((NOTE: Bad person warnings apply. YOU CAN RUN AWAY AT ANYTIME and feel free to handwave the questionnaire if you're feeling lazy (except why would you? It's like a neverending srs poll.) That said! Second verse
same as the first. Except in the interest of finishing every thread I'll grab a few at a time and stick to them 'til I'm done or the other person gives up. MEANING it might take me forever to get to you, but once I do it will only take me a few minutes to reply.
ETA: FOLKS I'M DONE FOR THE NIGHT. But I will be back tomorrow! And the day after! AND SO ON UNTIL I FINISH EVERYTHING. BECAUSE I WILL, SO HELP ME GOD.))