Jul 24, 2010 19:39
*so it's that time again, for new arrivals. some arrivals come looking confused, flustered, annoyed or sullen. others come covered in bandages and bearing an airhorn*
Since the Director went through the trouble of bringing me back here, I don't see why I couldn't have been given all the data that I collected previously. Granted, it would be extremely out-of-date but any data is better than no data. It seems that I have a lot of work to do and there's no time like the present to begin.
*BLOWS THE AIRHORN LONG AND LOUD*
Attention, camp. My name is Inui Sadaharu and I am a returning camper to this establishment. Quite a few changes seem to have occurred in my absence, such as the overabundance of corn, Marcy's new home, and a number of unusually aggressive cows. The current population seems to have also exploded and I don't recognize 97% of you. I request that all campers and counselors calmly line up before me so I can collect your basic data regarding yourself and learn why Camp Eff You Die is now in midwest America. I'm sure it's an exciting tale but please, just keep to the facts. After you have answered my verbal questionnaire, you will be free to go about your normal business.
[ooc: Never ever say that you won't ever reapp a character, because inevitably you will end up eating those words. EDIT: SO SLOW, PLEASE FORGIVE ME! EDIT PART TWO: I'm going to bed now, I'm so very sorry about how slow I am. I will improve! And pick up tomorrow!]