[What's this? Looks like a little boy in a red poofball hat is selling a pile of books at a table outside the Mess Hall. The, uh, production quality on them's pretty good, too, which is a little worrisome. But he seems pretty pleased with himself.
Should you decide to investigate, you may get a glance of the book's
cover, which is... brain breaking, to say the least.]
Hey! You wanna buy my book? It's only five dollars! I'll even sign it, too!
[Oh God.]