BIRFDAY BASH
[Today outside of the mess hall there are several tables set up, decorated with streamers, plates, forks, napkins and various Batman themes playing in the background.
There is even an epic cake and banners that say "HAPPY [belated] BIRTHDAYS, ROBIN AND RED ROBIN" and a piñata in scaly panties with a crowbar for a bat.
The former is looking none-too-happy about any of this. The latter has given up on removing his attached party hat.]
This is your fault, Red Robin. I know it is.
I haven't had a birthday party since I was 16.
There is even an epic cake and banners that say "HAPPY [belated] BIRTHDAYS, ROBIN AND RED ROBIN" and a piñata in scaly panties with a crowbar for a bat.
The former is looking none-too-happy about any of this. The latter has given up on removing his attached party hat.]
This is your fault, Red Robin. I know it is.
I haven't had a birthday party since I was 16.