Aug 03, 2010 22:37
[in the not-quite middle of camp, there seems to be some kind of recruitment booth set up. the sign proudly says:]
JOIN BRAVE VESPERIA
Go exciting places!
Kill exciting things!
Get on the wrong side of the law, then get in shape running from it!
all applicants must love long walks on ice drifts, croquettes, dogs
current members of the guild Brave Vesperia are not responsible for any injuries suffered during, prior, or after missions. especially if said injuries are caused directly by said current members
[... there is no one sitting at said booth, but a few feet away from it are a woman, a man, and a pipe-smoking dog relaxing on a blanket. and another man who appears to be tethered to a pole like a dog.]