[It seems as though someone has gone on a poster campaign around camp.
WANTED: One (1) small child
Preferably male and 7-10 years old, though exceptions can be made.
If you know of an available small child or are a small child, please see this man:
or visit the Unmarked White Van near the duck pond.
The man pictured above appears to be encountering the poster for the first time near the mess hall, if you happen to be in the area.
So how are you doing this fine, very safe evening?]
((ETA @ 10:15pm EST: OUT FOR THE NIGHT will pick up new and ongoing threads in the coming days!))