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[A spandex (actually it's lycra and made with unstable molecules)-clad superhero comes stumbling out of a field of corn. He was trapped in a maize. Rimshot. He's got torn stalks of corn in his hand, his uniform is ripped (did you want some beef with that corn) and he looks like he's just fended off an army of husked corn monsters and has been struggling to survive for the past few weeks. Which he has. It was a very impressive battle with life and death consequences, and it was all off-screen.]
...And not one of you heard that.
((OOC: Out for the night! Will pick up tags as long as the post is going.))
...And not one of you heard that.
((OOC: Out for the night! Will pick up tags as long as the post is going.))