[Today, outside of the Mess Hall, there are two dunking booths set up back to back! One has a very pretty lady on it, and above her is the label MISS FORTUNE. The other has a dashing young man, who is labeled as SIR PRIZE. There are tables with balls set up, ready to go!
Above these two tanks is a gigantic banner.
DUNK 3 TIMES, GET OUT OF CAMP FREE*
... there's confetti already spilled everywhere, like someone else has just won ...]
((UNLESS YOU'RE ACTUALLY DROPPING, you will never hit three times. Hit once or twice, though, and get a ~FABULOUS PRIZE~ of your choice of stuffed animal, which MAY OR MAY NOT BE MORE THAN IT SEEMS ...
ETA: Herp derp, losing steam. Will pick up if folks want later.))