ITP: An Introduction to Modern Technology, with Thor
[Outside the Mess Hall, there's a thunder god sitting behind a table with a cell phone, laptop, television, and a vibrator laid out on top of it. He's pointedly trying to ignore the whole affair, a task made all the more difficult thanks to the banner--]
Ask me about Modern Technology!
Has the relentless march of progress left you stymied, bebothered, or confusticated? Have these newfangled gadgets and gizmos aplenty left you longing for your reliable old slate tablet and abacus? Fear no more! This gentleman once thought as you did, but now, thanks to his vast and continuing experience with marvelous modern technology, he's here to set your minds at ease! Ask him anything--he'll be here all night!
[That's some mighty fine print.]
((ETA: Notifs are suddenly borked. Will be slow and a refresh monkey from here on out.))
Ask me about Modern Technology!
Has the relentless march of progress left you stymied, bebothered, or confusticated? Have these newfangled gadgets and gizmos aplenty left you longing for your reliable old slate tablet and abacus? Fear no more! This gentleman once thought as you did, but now, thanks to his vast and continuing experience with marvelous modern technology, he's here to set your minds at ease! Ask him anything--he'll be here all night!
[That's some mighty fine print.]
((ETA: Notifs are suddenly borked. Will be slow and a refresh monkey from here on out.))