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Well hi-de-ho there, campers! ... Gosh, that doesn't sound quite right, does it? Isn't October exciting? I know I'm enjoying the seasonable weather! And the leaves changing their color and falling and getting stuck in the grates so they clog - that's how my grandma used to collect bathwater for the evening!
Today, we're giving out free "Happy October!" kits! You'll find them right by your cabin doors or hotel rooms or love shack stoops or wherever you're staying at! It's complimentary! I put them together myself, so they're packed with love. ♥
[OUTSIDE YOUR CABIN / WHATEVER TODAY: there are several packages, one for each inhabitant of your dwelling. the package includes a box of shotgun shells (for those of you lucky enough to have / still have shotguns), a rubber chicken, silly putty, a couple small boxes of crackers with little bows on them, a banana guard, a collapsible fishing rod, a butter knife, and a surgical mask. ... with hearts on it.]
Today, we're giving out free "Happy October!" kits! You'll find them right by your cabin doors or hotel rooms or love shack stoops or wherever you're staying at! It's complimentary! I put them together myself, so they're packed with love. ♥
[OUTSIDE YOUR CABIN / WHATEVER TODAY: there are several packages, one for each inhabitant of your dwelling. the package includes a box of shotgun shells (for those of you lucky enough to have / still have shotguns), a rubber chicken, silly putty, a couple small boxes of crackers with little bows on them, a banana guard, a collapsible fishing rod, a butter knife, and a surgical mask. ... with hearts on it.]