[halloween special]

[mythbusting]

[ Here’s a weird thing about Camp Fuck You Die (aside from the fact that the Halloween coding made my usual narration HTML totally unreadable) we live with a flavor-of-the-week pack of monsters, but there’s nothing all that organized to teach people how to avoid getting gutted by ninja wolves or offed by children of the corn. Sure, there are buddies who teach each other how to point a shot gun, but after four summers at Camp Half-Blood, I was pretty sure there was a better way to prep people for the October rush. I raided the stash of swords I’d been pointed toward last year and set up a couple of husk-stuffed practice dummies for anyone who wasn’t ready for a partner, then went about advertising the whole thing the traditional way: standing on top of the mess hall and yelling really loudly. ]

Hey! Who wants to practice before Halloween gets here?