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My, have I honestly neglected to introduce myself all this time? I suppose my memory really is that lacking.
I won't bore you with the specifics: Jade Curtiss, it's a pleasure, any reports of my abilities have been greatly exaggerated. As for my assigned duties, let's just say our lovely moogles occasionally have a bit of trouble with the heavier tasks. Putting the requisite formalities aside, I'd like to take the selfish opportunity to remind everyone to ~stay safe~. ♫ I do hate to feed fears, but it's been brought to my attention that this lovely autumn month happens to be fraught with ... inconveniences.
And as much as I'd enjoy a tea party, I'm afraid the mortuary is hardly kept at a temperature conducive to proper steeping methods.
Well then. Let's go over the basics, shall we? Tl;dr, as you kids say these days. Do call me Jade, do remember to brush your teeth after meals, do make your ritual visits to the moogles, and don't get into trouble. There's a much more unpleasant place than the morgue for disobedient children. ♥
Although I'm sure you're all dying to speak to such a charming old man, it's not recommended that you take my jokes literally.
That being said, I have free candy.
((zzzzzzzzzzz napsies now. feel free to keep tagging will pick up tomorrow :'D))
I won't bore you with the specifics: Jade Curtiss, it's a pleasure, any reports of my abilities have been greatly exaggerated. As for my assigned duties, let's just say our lovely moogles occasionally have a bit of trouble with the heavier tasks. Putting the requisite formalities aside, I'd like to take the selfish opportunity to remind everyone to ~stay safe~. ♫ I do hate to feed fears, but it's been brought to my attention that this lovely autumn month happens to be fraught with ... inconveniences.
And as much as I'd enjoy a tea party, I'm afraid the mortuary is hardly kept at a temperature conducive to proper steeping methods.
Well then. Let's go over the basics, shall we? Tl;dr, as you kids say these days. Do call me Jade, do remember to brush your teeth after meals, do make your ritual visits to the moogles, and don't get into trouble. There's a much more unpleasant place than the morgue for disobedient children. ♥
Although I'm sure you're all dying to speak to such a charming old man, it's not recommended that you take my jokes literally.
That being said, I have free candy.
((zzzzzzzzzzz napsies now. feel free to keep tagging will pick up tomorrow :'D))