ITP: The Dark Side has carrots. And Hidden Valley ranch.
[it's a dark night, cold too, as temperatures drop throughout the American midwest... But the wind feels warm.
And though it's a clear night, an ominous thunder rolls in the background.]
Yes... The Deathstar is almost complete... Soon, a state of emergency will be declared, and I will usurp all the power needed to take over the UN!
[this is an ominous laugh]
(Opposite day post, LET'S GO! o/ ~mingle~ I am failing hard right now.)
And though it's a clear night, an ominous thunder rolls in the background.]
Yes... The Deathstar is almost complete... Soon, a state of emergency will be declared, and I will usurp all the power needed to take over the UN!
[this is an ominous laugh]
(Opposite day post, LET'S GO! o/ ~mingle~ I am failing hard right now.)