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[While you are getting your sloppy makeouts on under mistletoe, a blindfolded girl is waving around a rifle, trying to hit a dog-shaped pinata hanging from a tree!
Nearby, an ice-cream cake sits on a table and reads 'HAPPY 14TH (BUT NOT REALLY) BIRTHDAY, JADE!'
You are welcome to cake and also to take a whack at that pinata yourself! Or give unhelpful commentary, whichever.]
Nearby, an ice-cream cake sits on a table and reads 'HAPPY 14TH (BUT NOT REALLY) BIRTHDAY, JADE!'
You are welcome to cake and also to take a whack at that pinata yourself! Or give unhelpful commentary, whichever.]