[Parker is sitting on a table in the mess hall with just loads of
Advent calendars, most of them opened and (sugar-free) CHOCOLATE EVERYWHERE]
They all have candy in them!
((Parker's not status'd but feel free to have them be personality-switching, or take away your voice, or make you only speak in lies OR WHATEVER. Feel free to have some of them not have chocolate but mistletoe on the inside, as well))
ETA: woah sorry kids :( massive headache. will try to pick up later!