[Browsing the mess hall today, one might notice a scrumptious-looking chocolate cake that has to be at least four layers high. But as appetizing as this confection may appear, there's something... off about it. Particularly the screened image centered between the scripted HAPPY BIRTHDAY that looks something like
Well, mostly, the grim figure in question might bearing more of a resemblance to
this image.
The young man glaring at said cake might be able to provide some explanation or maybe even offer you a piece. Asking him would totally be a good decision.]
At least this shows some grasp for originality compared with the previous years...