Dec 13, 2010 19:29
alright damnit ive been holding this back long enough
theres a monster running around here and i dont mean smelly gorillas or lame zombies that look like they decided to eat their fingers for breakfast. i mean theres a hot girl running around and shes trying to EAT PEOPLE. and by trying i mean im pretty sure shes probably succeeding a lot because dont people need to eat like ALL THE TIME?
at least i do
anyways i thought itd be a good idea to talk to people about it. her names jennifer and she has black hair, blue eyes, and honestly ....... shes pretty hot. i mean i dont blame anyone for falling for it. i did the first time and then she was a bitch the second time and ate me. i guess ....... that was probably partly my fault but that doesn't mean im the the only idiot around here. theres gotta be someone else.
and yeah i know, this sounds like some weird b movie shit like attack of the sexy babe with alligator teeth but youve gotta believe me!!! when people get here weve gotta warn them about her.
oh yeah. my names yousuke. i was here for a while and then i left but i came back. haha ive been kinda laying low but this was important.
(( riiiiiiight. Yousuke is outing Jennifer. woohoo. all replies typed unless you live in the dorms and can find his room with Souji! Sam will be around, too. And probably Jennifer, I imagine.
edit: yousuke is crashing and jennifer did a little bit ago. cannot speak on her behalf, but I (yousuke) will do my best to pick up later! ))