[ ITP: ego in your face ]

[bakibakibaki]

I know, I know. It moves you to see a magnificent man like me in your presence. Fear not. For I will always exist as I am: marvelously and without fault.

Now, who wishes to learn how to play the violin? The line starts here. And I know this will be hard for you, but please keep your hands to yourself.

[ ooc; comedic violence upon otoya's person is allowed; no need to ask ]