Jan 23, 2011 13:52
ATTENTION, RETARDED ESTABLISHMENT.
I AM KARKAT VANTAS, FUTURE RULER OF EARTH, SO FIRST OFF EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO DISPUTE THAT CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF.
SERIOUSLY, JUST DON'T EVEN TRY, I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP SO HARD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
ANYWAY.
AS FUTURE RULER OF EARTH, I FIGURE I MIGHT AS WELL JUST START MY REIGN RIGHT HERE.
SO THIS PLACE IS MINE NOW, THE PREVIOUS OWNER CAN COME OUT AND TRY TO DISCUSS THIS, THAT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH.
THE REST OF YOU SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND LINE UP AND HONOR YOUR FUTURE ULTRA-BADASS KING/EMPEROR/RULER.
ON A RELATED NOTE, I MIGHT NEED A NEW TITLE, SINCE EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS HAD THOSE TITLES IN THE PAST HAS SUCKED AT THEIR JOBS.
SERIOUSLY, IT IS NOT THAT HARD.
SO IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH A GOOD TITLE, I GUESS YOU'LL GET FAVOR FROM YOUR RULER WHO WILL USE THAT TITLE THEN.
((Winding down for the night! Will pick up tomorrow!))