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[itp: there is a gigantic, adult-sized playground built in a clearing. a half dozen different slides, monkey bars, jungle gyms, climbing things with sliding poles, chain swings, tire swings, those random structures with the tiny 'rooms' inside that the older kids used to make out in... we're talking a complete old-school setup made of wooden beams and metal bars, none of that fluffy padded plastic shit. if you fall onto a bar you're breaking something, my friend. old. school. and everything is big enough for a grown man at least.
a redheaded derp and a little blond girl are standing just outside the fence.]
It's a fucking trap.
It's a trap with swings. Come on, just for a minute.
If you get eaten by evil swings, I'm not helping.
... that seems fair.
((it is in truth a fairly innocuous playground! perhaps if you're in the climbing things the bars and beams will move around so you can't find your way back out, but otherwise nothing will bite or crush or otherwise attack you. have a blast.))
a redheaded derp and a little blond girl are standing just outside the fence.]
It's a fucking trap.
It's a trap with swings. Come on, just for a minute.
If you get eaten by evil swings, I'm not helping.
... that seems fair.
((it is in truth a fairly innocuous playground! perhaps if you're in the climbing things the bars and beams will move around so you can't find your way back out, but otherwise nothing will bite or crush or otherwise attack you. have a blast.))