Feb 18, 2011 01:41
[In this post- four people who are far too preoccupied with weightier matters than your silly Kissing Holiday, never mind that none of them have someone to celebrate it with...]
"Okay Vince, ready?"
"... Ready."
[And with that, Mickey Mouse and Dave Strider leap at Vincent Valentine and rip up a huge hole in his chest with their blades and proceed to time-freeze him: thereby preventing his regeneration from sealing up the hole. This gives Faust enough time to shove his hand, clutching a beating, neon-green heart, into the hole and then quickly sew it shut! This dramatic moment lasts but a few seconds, whereupon time begins to move again, Vincent Valentines body starts to regenerate and!
... Vincent's heart bursts out of his chest again and beans Mickey on the head, spraying weird, greenish tinted liquid all over. Que Dave freaking out and Faust putting the heart back in a jar.]
"Looks as if we simply have to wait until today is over... ah. Would someone please help Valentine to his feet?"
[OOC:Because I can't stop myself from revisiting old and amusing ideas, but didn't have time to post until tonight. All four will be out and about!
EDIT: Going to bed now, will tag back tomorrow!]