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[headcaduceus]

[Some days the world is filled with strange sights -- such as a 183cm bodyguard with various corgi and dachshund puppies crawling all over him, and trying to get a tiny terror to let go of his tie.]

Hey now, don't chew on the tie.

[ETA: now the bodyguard has a "free to good home" sign propped up against him]
[ETA2: now with the addendum: "Puppies only--bodyguard not included"]