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[sharpasafawkes]

Why hello there civilization, for awhile I thought I'd never see you again. I'd love to catch up on old times, but you see I have a problem. Right now it seems that I'm an ocean and half a continent away from where I should be, and that's an issue since I got here by car. I'd be absolutely thrilled if someone could bring me up to date on how that managed to happen, but I'd be more grateful if someone told me how to get home. Again, there's that ocean bit standing in the way.

((New voice, icons, exc))