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Well howdy there, campers and counselors! You're actually doing your special counseling exercise if you received a package from us, right? Gosh, I know it's so hard to make a connection here - the toucans are just so rude sometimes. As a friendly reminder, it's always good to tip the UTS! They get real feisty if you don't.
To help all of you out, we've got a little shindig goin' on behind the mess hall today! It's Donut Day, y'all! Grab a cup of decaf Joe and a donut and talk! Oh, but you don't have to be involved in the exercise to participate! It's like my Grandmamma always said - donuts are for everyone, and the free shiv that occasionally comes with lasts a lifetime!
[TODAY BEHIND THE MESS HALL - there are a few tables with a wide assortment of (sugar-free, yes) donuts, filled and otherwise. some are perfectly normal! ... others may be filled with something less than savory. cups of coffee - decaf - sit off on another table.
what do you do.]
To help all of you out, we've got a little shindig goin' on behind the mess hall today! It's Donut Day, y'all! Grab a cup of decaf Joe and a donut and talk! Oh, but you don't have to be involved in the exercise to participate! It's like my Grandmamma always said - donuts are for everyone, and the free shiv that occasionally comes with lasts a lifetime!
[TODAY BEHIND THE MESS HALL - there are a few tables with a wide assortment of (sugar-free, yes) donuts, filled and otherwise. some are perfectly normal! ... others may be filled with something less than savory. cups of coffee - decaf - sit off on another table.
what do you do.]