Mar 15, 2011 19:02
[It is early evening when, just south of the main cabins, a dramatic and serious battle unfolds.
Breathing in shallow, panicked gasps, a purple gorilla in tight black pants and a pink ruffled shirt scrambles over the fences and through the cornfields until finally plastering himself to the back of a cabin. His brow furrows and he grunts, searching desperately for his pursuers. He gasps loudly as a shape blots out the setting sun.]
[Standing on top of a scarecrow is a young man, arms outstretched in a perfect victory symbol.]
"King Konga! For your crimes you will now be senta-"
[The young man stops speaking mid-word and points suddenly and sharply at an assassin creeping up on the gorilla from the cabin rooftop.]
"... No! This is all wrong! Your position is wrong! COMPLETELY WRONG!
We talked about this! I drew diagrams!"
"Oi, you can't expect me to make such a small entrance! The hero always makes a speech from the highest point, it's either here or nothing!"
((OOC: Intro for Death the Kid and Black Star! You love us, GO. Slow for voice, icons, etc.
Kid and Black*Star are out for now! We will pick up tomorrow!))