ITP: A Terrible Pun

[getsanextralife]

[In the Mess Hall, there is a young man with an open laptop sitting at one of the benches. Surrounding him on all sides are plates and trays filled with fresh baked cookies. Chocolate chip, jam thumbprint, and kinds perfect for dipping in tea. Baked goods of all kinds! How could such a wondrous thing have happened

Comments

[littlestdeath]

Are you gonna eat all of those?

[littlestdeath]

You have to do all that?! I thought universities were only supposed to be for doctors and stuff! All school has to teach you is how to read and how to do some math, and you can figure the rest out on your own.

[gameoverorbust]

If you wanna get anywhere in life these days, you gotta go to uni! Besides... Haruki would kill me if I didn't get into the same university he did.

[littlestdeath]

Ah, Haruki looks like a smart person, he'd probably get into a really good university. But do you have to go to the same one? As long as you still see each other it would be fine, wouldn't it?

[gameoverorbust]

No way, it has to be the same university! We've always gone to the same school together, and there's no way that's gonna change! E...even if it means exam hell, I'll pass somehow!

[littlestdeath]

Oh, is going to the same school really that important? I didn't know.

[gameoverorbust]

School wouldn't be fun if your friends weren't there.

[littlestdeath]

Maybe that's why I didn't like school.

[gameoverorbust]

Probably.

[littlestdeath]

I still don't get how it makes it more fun, though. You still have to sit in that chair and learn everything, don't you?

[getsanextralife]

No, I am not. You may have as many as you like.

[littlestdeath]

[Kazuki already said I could have some, so already eating them :|b]

Thanks! That's a pretty cool computer you've got there, if it does this every time you turn it on.

[getsanextralife]

I have only just started examining its... capabilities. This particular phenomenon is decidedly unnecessary.

[littlestdeath]

Unnecessary, maybe, but delicious all the same! Besides, I don't think you'll get anything out of the computers right now. The internet is down.

[getsanextralife]

I have been informed, thank you for telling me.

[littlestdeath]

No problem. I'm Machika, by the way. Is there something I should call you besides mother hen 2?