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[alwaysuserubber]

[Today, on a large picnic blanket near you: TEA PARTY

There are tiny sandwiches and cute snacks! Tea cups a-plenty! A refined, slammin' hot lady! And a dumb pirate getting his dirty sandals too close to the food.]

Robin! These plates are too small!

(( GETTING DISTRACTED and slowing downnn ))

Comments

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> What is this

[archaelologist]

A tea party.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Humans have such things
D --> Ah, wait, I understand
D --> Of course you do
D --> That is good

[archaelologist]

Would you like to join us?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> That would be rather enjoyable

[archaelologist]

Please sit.

[musclebeast_nut]

[You sit neatly on the blanket, crossing your legs in a very proper manner. You are quite the visage of POISE and GRACE!]

[archaelologist]

[hands him a plate and a teacup, then pours him some tea]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Thank you

[You let the plate and teacup balance in the palms of your hands as carefully as possible, then realizing the folly of allowing yourself to take hold of any DELICATE UTENSILS such as these. You now appear hesitant to move.]

[archaelologist]

Is something wrong?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> It is inevitabull that the dining utensils you have generously supplied me with will shatter due to my STRENGTH

[archaelologist]

It's strong enough to withstand Luffy and Zoro, it should be strong enough for you.

[alwaysuserubber]

[... glances over at Franky]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Those are not proper manners to be displaying in such a setting
D --> Cease that immediately

[alwaysuserubber]

[FUCK FRANKY

YOU'RE GETTING A PIECE OF LETTUCE]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> What is the meaning of this
D --> Is this an offering