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[my_pleasure]

[ Occurring in your mess hall right now:
A little horned alien girl is climbing on a large black panther that appears to have been taking a nap in the corner. ]

...stop that.

W)(y? You're purring!

I'll bite you.

If you were going to, you would )(ave by now!

[[Both Tyki and Feferi are in this post because I couldn't decide who to post with. Ask

Comments

[watchmycannon]

Now, it's hardly mannerly to bite.

[my_pleasure]

She started it.

[watchmycannon]

I don't at all believe that young girl bit you first.

[my_pleasure]

You don't know that. Have you seen the teeth on these kids?

[watchmycannon]

I've not, that's true.

[my_pleasure]

I'm not going to hurt a child, David. Sorry but that's not very high on my list of things to do.

[watchmycannon]

[...Reaches out to rub Tyki's ear]

I know. Apologies; I am only teasing you.

[my_pleasure]

[ ...purrrrrrr ]

Just making sure we know that. A little left?

[watchmycannon]

I don't find you so wicked as that.

[A little left, then]

[my_pleasure]

[ ohgod you know what time it is? Rolling on his back time! ]

Many others do.

[watchmycannon]

[Grins and crouches down so he can fuzzle the belly]

Then I suppose either they or I are foolish.

[my_pleasure]

Most likely a bit of both. Although my reputation doesn't precede me nearly as much as it did a year ago.

[watchmycannon]

I have heard your former iteration did some rather terrible things, from time to time. In comparison I suppose you must seem entirely pleasant.

[my_pleasure]

Pleasant, or soft. Depending on how you want to look at it.

[watchmycannon]

[fuzzles fuzzles fuzzles]

Most certainly soft, at the moment, anyhow.

[my_pleasure]

...I sort of asked for that one, didn't I?