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[tuesdere]

[chances are, a gorilla just grabbed you and threw you in the hot water. or you may be lucky, and wet because you wanted to be.]

[ ooc | I AM NOT HOSTING THIS but bored enough to throw my lineup around anyway. ]

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[threshprince]

[You are thrown in head-first, fully-clothed, and end up bashing your POROUS CRANIAL PLATE on the bottom of the pool.]

[threshprince]

[Fortunately for all of you, this is a hot spring, not a real swimming pool, so it's shallow enough for you to stand with your heads above the water.

Unfortunately, there is no way to communicate this to Terezi, as her flailing repeatedly drubs you in the head.]

[youmustlickit]

[It takes you a minute to figure this out.]

...H3H3H3H

[threshprince]

[youmustlickit]

OOPS!

[threshprince]

[You finally resurface.]

GOD DAMNIT TEREZI!

[youmustlickit]

SORRY!

[threshprince]

[You grumble like a whiny grub.]

[youmustlickit]

H3H3H3H3H3H3H

[threshprince]

[youmustlickit]

SO 4S1D3 FROM G3TT1NG THROWN 1NTO W31RD W4T3R POOLS
4R3 YOU DO1NG 4NYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT R1GHT NOW?

[threshprince]

NOT REALLY.
JUST LOOKING AT THE HUMAN MOVIES.
THEY'RE ALL AWFUL.

[youmustlickit]

1V3 B33N W4TCH1NG SOM3 W1TH J41M3 TH4T 4R3 PR3TTY GOOD!

[threshprince]

BULLSHIT.

[youmustlickit]

1D S4Y YOU COULD W4TCH SOM3 W1TH US
BUT TH3Y PROB4BLY DONT H4V3 3NOUGH ROM4NC3 FOR YOU
W3LL UNL3SS RON4N 1S R1GHT 4BOUT SOM3 OF TH3 GUYS 1N TH3 ON3 W3 W4TCH3D TH3 OTH3R D4Y...

[threshprince]

THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A SHITTY HUMAN MOVIE ANYWAY.