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[crisscrossing]

[TONIGHT, AT A TABLE IN THE MESS HALL: BOARDGAMES. More specifically, Battleship, Connect Four, and Guess Who. Also, someone looking at you expectantly. YEAH, YOU.]

Pick one! It'll take, what, ten minutes, tops? And otherwise we're all just gonna die of boredom, so let's do this thing.

(( SLOWING DOWNNNNnnn ))

Comments

[littlestdeath]

I don't know what any of these are.

[crisscrossing]

Let's try Guess Who.

[littlestdeath]

Alright!

[plops down]

Just show me how to play, and don't cheat because I'm new at it.

[crisscrossing]

Hey! I'm not gonna cheat.

[littlestdeath]

Good! You don't look like the kinda person that cheats, but I'm just making sure.

[crisscrossing]

Cheating at Guess Who is the lamest thing I can think of. Possibly worse than not liking puppies that much.

[littlestdeath]

Why would someone not like puppies? Puppies are adorable.

[crisscrossing]

Right?

[littlestdeath]

Alright, so no cheating because it's lamer than not liking puppies. So how do you play this game?

[crisscrossing]

First, we both draw a card! The whole point of the game is to guess who the other person picked. You ask questions like, are they wearing glasses, are they wearing a hat, and flip down the people who don't apply and poof! Eventually you'll get the right answer.

[littlestdeath]

Sounds easy enough.

[crisscrossing]

Totally manageable! Pick a card!

[littlestdeath]

[Picks a card]

[...giggles]

The people on these cards look kind of silly.

[crisscrossing]

They mostly look old and wrinkly.

[littlestdeath]

Only a little bit.