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[stolengood]

[In the mess hall today, Parker is sitting in the middle of one of the tables with some pretzels. Her laptop is playing some... ah. Intimate noises]

What I don't get is why she'd order a pizza and then just let it sit on the counter. It's getting cold!

[ENJOY THE INTERNET BEING BACK UP AGAIN I GUESS??]

Comments

[boldstarring]

It happens.

[lipstickittoyou]

The sad truth. The problem now is that I really want pizza.

[boldstarring]

What kind?

[lipstickittoyou]

Bacon with onions and pineapple.

[boldstarring]

. . .

Pineapple.

[lipstickittoyou]

What? I like it.

[boldstarring]

I never saw it being a particularly palatable pizza topping option.

[lipstickittoyou]

People would look at me even weirder if I tried to put m&ms on top though.

[boldstarring]

. . .

[lipstickittoyou]

See? Pineapple doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

[boldstarring]

That's killed any pizza craving I may ever have.

[lipstickittoyou]

Hey, it's really not that bad, I promise.

[boldstarring]

Uh-huh.

[lipstickittoyou]

Well, I like it.

[boldstarring]

I'll hold off my critiques on your topping of choice until I can judge it for myself, then.

[lipstickittoyou]

You'll try it?