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[shadow_bum]

[there's a table of snacks set up just outside the mess hall. There's a variety of things: fruits, cakes, rice crispy treats and more. Everything on there looks absolutely delicious -- as the young ninja could attest to having just finished eating an apple tart

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[precedent_hero]

How thoughtful!

[picks up a brownie and noms it!!!]

[oztensibly]

[breathing heavily, stupid noise]

Why would you want to kill me?

[precedent_hero]

I guess because it's fun!

[stepping forward and burying the knife in Oz's chest]

[oztensibly]

[huuurk, collapsing onto the ground, coughing]

[precedent_hero]

[laughing and squats down next to Oz]

Haha -- that looks a little uncomfortable for you Oz. You should just die already.

[oztensibly]

S...Shut up. I'm not... dying again. And... [nngh, the noise is so loud, that he bites his lip]

[precedent_hero]

Ah... I guess I missed the heart.

[reaches over to grab the knife hilt, jerking it back to change the angle of the blade before thrusting it back in]

[oztensibly]

[well crap]

[precedent_hero]

Ah... I guess he died after all.

[precedent_hero]

Hahaha! It's such a good look for you, Oz!

[kepthishead]

[awkward moments! INTERRUPTED.]

What have you done to him?!

[precedent_hero]

I killed him! Would you like to be next?

[reaching out to pull the bloody knife from Oz's chest]

[kepthishead]

[takes the opportunity to pull his sword.]

No. I'm bringing you in to justice! Drop the knife!

[precedent_hero]

That would be silly! I couldn't kill you if I did that!

[licking some of the blood from his hand]

[kepthishead]

[lunges to strike.]

[precedent_hero]

[parries with the knife]

Ah? What are you doing?