a new landmark appears ... !

[fuckyousoleil]

[On this cool April evening, there appears to be a new fixture in camp, located right by the fairgrounds. Off to the side sits a large opening, with a sign over it reading: "TUNNEL OF LOVE" in fancy red script. The sign itself is further decorated with hearts and a couple of horn-blowing cherubs; someone's really bought into the Valentine's Day

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[burgercraving]

So you really are here.

[gleestud]

Whoa! Santana. When the heck did you get here?

[burgercraving]

And here I thought you were too busy having a delayed sexual identity crisis ...

Since a couple weeks ago.

[gleestud]

Well, I've kind of been busy. Since the internet went down recently and only just now came back, I've been catching up on the highlights of the Playoffs. I miss TV more than I miss a lot of...

Uh.

[burgercraving]

Spit it out.

[gleestud]

Spit what out?

[burgercraving]

Never mind. It was stupid of me to think you had anything else to say.

And don't think I'm surprised. I remember how you were pretty much like a dead fish before, during, and after us getting it on. If that doesn't mean you're gay, I don't know what does.

1/2

[gleestud]

What the hell? Wait, wait, hold on, I don't care what you might've heard but I--

...

2/2

[gleestud]

Look, it's none of your business, okay? You're right. I don't have anything else to say.

[burgercraving]

Oh, I'd say anything that affects Glee Club becomes everyone's business.

But I've gotta wonder. I've heard everyone's got screwed up memories because of this place. What do you remember last?

[gleestud]

Uh...the end of sophomore year. You?

[burgercraving]

The end of regionals.

Junior year.

[gleestud]

Oh. Um...

And how'd that go? Wait, maybe I shouldn't ask. That's how you break time in the movies.

[burgercraving]

It's probably better that I don't.

But I think you'll agree that even if your little messed up ménage à trois offends me, that you need my knowledge just as much as St. James'. Or more.

[gleestud]

What knowledge? What if things're different when I get back to my time and you go back home? You gotta understand, I'd take you at least a little seriously but I don't really know how all this works.

[burgercraving]

Because if what Hummel told me is true, eventually you're all gonna play catch-up, so it's better to get started now than later.