[On this cool April evening, there appears to be a new fixture in camp, located right by the fairgrounds. Off to the side sits a large opening, with a sign over it reading: "TUNNEL OF LOVE" in fancy red script. The sign itself is further decorated with hearts and a couple of horn-blowing cherubs; someone's really bought into the Valentine's Day
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Sometimes Your Culture Makes Very Little Sense To Me
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But the nautical aspect here isn't particularly important.
It's simply a culturally endorsed opportunity for physical intimacy.
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Is The Shape Of The Vessels Also Unimportant Or Do Such Creatures Play A Vital Role In Human Romance About Which Ive Yet To Be Informed
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Swans are an essential part of human mating rituals.
There's an elaborate interpretive dance around a lake.
And then the swan turns to ice and is displayed prominently at the wedding.
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And of course the iconography makes its way into many other endeavors.
It a certain sense it represents the tension inherent in relationships, since although the image of a swan is elegant, I hear the birds themselves are quite ill-tempered.
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So
In The Interest Of Culturally Sensitive Romantic Gestures
Should I Invite You To Share A Fowl Boat Ride With Me
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I would suggest you not do it in the interest of culturally sensitive romantic gestures.
But I suppose you could if you think it's something you would enjoy.
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I Think That Spending Time With You Is Something I Enjoy
Under Obviously Constructed Circumstances Or Otherwise
Hmm
Though This Particular Situation Does Seem Likely To Be The Setup For One Of Camps Practical Jokes
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That does seem probable.
Maybe we could investigate the rest of the fairgrounds together instead.
I believe they have cotton candy.
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Then let's.
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Alright
So What First
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Maybe we can see where the tunnels go without subjecting ourselves to the whims of camp's swan boats.
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I Can Only Imagine What The Forces Of Camp Have In Store
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