ITP: Fortunes

[futureinhand]

[A tiny vampire in an elaborate, cheesy fortune teller outfit - bangles galore! - is stuck behind a table with a crystal ball on it and a sign that says, Madam Alice Is In.]

Oh, now that's just silly!

((If you want a specific fortune, I'm in chan as AliceCullen or you can PM this account! ETA I AM FADING but I will pick up, poke me if I don't. o

Comments

[thedandymancan]

Your hair is a mess. Really now, my work is never ending.

[tsunthuselah]

*touches his hair...*

I have had more important things on my mind.

[thedandymancan]

*Pulls a brushing out of his briefcase and gets a fixin'*

You should think about my poor heart.

[tsunthuselah]

What does your heart have to do with my hair?

[thedandymancan]

And my blood pressure!

[tsunthuselah]

Does your blood pressure not have something more important to worry about?

[thedandymancan]

It really doesn't. Now that we've cleared that up, let's go gussy you up.

[tsunthuselah]

I am not a girl anymore.

[thedandymancan]

Did I say anything about a dress?

[tsunthuselah]

You do not gussy up men.

[thedandymancan]

What if I pinky promise to make it a manly makeover?

[tsunthuselah]

Makeover?

[thedandymancan]

I'll take that as a 'yes' then. Wonderful, let's go get started.

[tsunthuselah]

I did not agree to anything.

[thedandymancan]

But I'm bored.

[tsunthuselah]

I am not in the mood for games.