ITP: Fortunes

[futureinhand]

[A tiny vampire in an elaborate, cheesy fortune teller outfit - bangles galore! - is stuck behind a table with a crystal ball on it and a sign that says, Madam Alice Is In.]

Oh, now that's just silly!

((If you want a specific fortune, I'm in chan as AliceCullen or you can PM this account! ETA I AM FADING but I will pick up, poke me if I don't. o

Comments

[moralfixation]

*Oh God, it's so...so....so TACKY*

[futureinhand]

[foresees this reaction]

Terribly tacky, I know.

[moralfixation]

That is an understatement.

...camp, I take it?

[futureinhand]

Oh, yes, I have much better taste.

[moralfixation]

Is that so?

[futureinhand]

It's a fact.

[moralfixation]

I'm sorry that camp is damaging your image then.

[futureinhand]

Oh, it can handle a few bangles and the odd crystal ball.

[moralfixation]

It's an odd theme. Usually there's some logic behind what camp does.

[futureinhand]

There's a little logic.

[moralfixation]

Which is?

[futureinhand]

I actually can see the future. I just don't need the accessories.

[moralfixation]

...

*Think think think :|a*

I see.

[futureinhand]

So I suspect they're poking a little fun at me. I don't appreciate it, but I'm making the best of it.

[moralfixation]

That is camp's nature, from what I've gathered.

If I may ask, how did you come into that talent?

[futureinhand]

I've always had it.